i've decided to create a spin-off of a fellow blogger's original idea, "what the f**k?!" series by creating my own entitled, "indiscriminate, canned thoughts." the difference from the former is self-explanatory really, this being randomly cropped up thoughts coming from my noggin that may or may have no sense or meaning at all. hence the word, indiscriminate. as for the last two words of the title, well, i'll consider and label you really, really and i mean REALLY stupid if you can't read between the lines. it's just my way of adding comic to the phrase the MTRCB regularly uses, "double meaning."

disclaimer: this will appear sporadically, meaning if i have nothing out of the ordinary to write about, yet i have the urge to do so, then you'll be seeing the next installment of this series. as always, feel free to comment on my sometimes weird mind and the (canned) thoughts that come out of it. on with volume one then…

***thought number one: where in the traffic laws of the philppines does it say that when it's 1:30am, you can run red lights as you wish? i almost had an accident twice because i was following red equals stop, and green equals go. the second time was just the other night. i was making a left turn at a green light on an intersection when this good-for-nothing, son-of-a-bitch driver of a delivery truck came rumbling down at close to 80 kph! good thing i applied the brakes in time, otherwise i'll be instant grind meat! granted, i'll get my wish of being dead, but not at the hands of stupidity! i then instantly chased down that motherf**ker and pulled in front of him and slowed down to 40kph, blocked him and never let him overtake me until i reached the service road. i let the other vehicles pass, but not that a**hole. he tried honking his horn, brighting his lights at me, but i never budged. i rolled down my window and flashed him the dirty finger sign every time he'd honk his horn or flashing his lights. and as i came upon the service road, i then sped up a bit, stopped, got out of my car with my trusty baseball bat (my insurance policy), grabbed a pebble and threw that coin at the truck as it passed by. the truck suddenly stopped, and i was ready with bat in hand to whip some dumbass. the person on the passenger side of the truck saw me standing, was about to get out of the truck but when he saw that i was packing, told the driver to just go. and off he went. wow, i didn't realize that i had a streak of road rage in me. and to think i'm always a passive driver.

***thought number two: looking forward to a four-day weekend for me. what's on my itenerary? a bowling game with colleagues (finally, i'll get to go bowling again!) and a reunion with my former co-workers at PS. maybe i'll throw in a rubber-shoe shopping in greenhills in there as well, since my four-year old basketball shoes have already given up on me.

***thought number three: kate beckinsale never looked oh-so hot in click! watched it last week and it was seriously funny… or was it funny but serious? i said to my self that i'd never, ever let work get in my personal life. oops, i may have hit some people reading this who take their work too seriously. here's unsolicited advice: don't. so what if there are deadlines? i always take my time to do the things needed to do and not rush things, yet i still manage to meet all deadlines. i would put things off at work if i feel that it's getting crowded. i always make it a point to have time for myself. same goes for everyone, regardless of company position.

***thought number four: i just wish the weather would be always cloudy and/or rainy. it fits my mood. i like it that way.

***thought number five: looks like i'll be having the same shift and same days off for the rest of the year. friday nights and saturday nights off? heck, what more can i ask for?

until the next indiscrimnate, canned thoughts… enjoy your weekend. =)